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f-alchion:

sneakin up on the booty~

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break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ

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Anonymous: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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littleprettystuff:

Do you remember that time when Benedict disappear to appear in my apartment?!
Yeah, me neither…

littleprettystuff:

Do you remember that time when Benedict disappear to appear in my apartment?!

Yeah, me neither…

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

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rubyetc:

g’bye

rubyetc:

g’bye

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ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

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capt-james-t-kirk:

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underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

akafoxxcub:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

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derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

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sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

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barebackinq:

My friends

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me

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